Hello, My name is JAYME.

I have seen and heard a lot of things in my life, but this morning takes the cake. Tony just hired a replacement for Lissa for our office admin position here at work and needed to hire someone pretty badly because of a training session next week for other employees that are being hired. She started on Monday, unfortunately Tony has been out of town for business in San Fran and Vegas. I walked into the office this morning and I couldn’t believe my own ears. She was on the phone talking to a staffing company — yes, she was looking for another job two days after she was hired. She was totally obnoxious about it and even put the lady on speaker phone that was asking her to send in her resume and the lady even asked her to come in at 10:30am. She reiterated that she wanted to be gone before Monday because she didn’t want to help with the training here. I guess I should not have been surprised when she walked out the door at 10:30, however I guess she’ll be caught by surprise whenever Tony tells her to leave her keys here today before she goes home. People are idiots.

Added for your viewing pleasure, I am posting a link to one of my favorite commercials. If you like this commerical leave me a freakin comment. In other news, I was thinking we should get our band to do the song in the commercial. Watch it.

I know it’s a late Happy 4th of July message, but I thought maybe some of you would crack up watching this dork:

Happy 4th of July

“Guess what? I got a fevah and the only prescription is more cowbell.” This is one of my favorite SNL clips featuring Will Ferrell. I know, I’m sure some of you won’t think it’s too funny. If you do nothing else, just look at his shirt near his waistline when he’s striking that cowbell. Nuff said.