Never Use Terms of Endearment

October 9th, 2008

A new client approached me to do a slicing job last week. We exchanged several emails as usual with a new client - telling them how the process will work. I setup the project in basecamp and got everything ready to go then fired off an email to him explaining that we would set an ETA for the project completion. As a closing remark I told him, “We appreciate the business bud”. About 30 minutes later he fired back an email, “bud, WTF is that!?!? why did you call me that? I HATE that. My name isn’t sufficient? geez”. Can we say “red flag”? I replied with, “Good god almighty, it wasn’t meant to offend anyone. It’s like “man, pal, friend” etc. But I’ll be sure to call you Bob… sheesh”. He replied, “whatever. sheesh is right”.

After the shock of it all I told him he could keep his project because I wanted no part of it. He said he wondered how he was going to get out of it. In hindsight, I’d say the “WTF” was a tad more unprofessional than “bud”. A lesson was learned. I will no longer use any slang or terms of endearment with anyone I do work for. Needless to say, I was happy to let this psycho off the hook.

From Wall Street to Main Street

October 1st, 2008

So amidst all this financial turmoil I’m selling my house and moving to Main Street. Kinda funny how I currently live on Wall Street. I’m not 100% confident it’s a great move, but I figure that interest rates are as low as they probably will get for a while and it’s a beautiful Victorian home. My stomach always hurts when making big decisions like this, but I’m sure I’ll love it once it’s a done deal.

Wars Started Under Democrats

October 1st, 2008

Here’s a little insight to those that love to paint Republicans as war mongers. Anyone remember that unpopular little war in Southeast Asia called Vietnam? According to wikipedia, John F. Kennedy (D) escalated our involvement in the Vietnam conflict by committing our armed forces to duty for a war in which we were never attacked. Sounds like some familiar talking points huh? By the time the Vietnam War ended, over 8 million servicemen and women had served. EIGHT MILLION. Over 58,000 were killed and nearly 2,000 missing.

Let’s step back a few years to 1917 when Woodrow Wilson (D) declared war on Germany and marked our entrance into World War I. The USA suffered nearly 117,000 casualties. The US homeland was never attacked, but rather some US merchant ships had been attacked in international waters by Germany. Supposedly that was enough for Wilson to declare war after running a no-war policy to get elected.

Onward to World War II. In 1941, Franklin D. Roosevelt (D) declared war on Japan (and rightly so) after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. So why did we attack Germany, after all - they hadn’t attacked us? The US suffered nearly 417,000 casualties in World War II.

In 1950, Harry S. Truman (D) led the United States into a proxy war against Communist ideals (Soviet Union) via North Korea. The United Nations authorized force under US commanders. Once again, the United States was never attacked and how coincidental that the UN authorized such a measure. The USA lost approximately 390,000 service members in the Korean conflict.

William Jefferson Clinton (D) appointed use of the US military to stop the bloodshed in Yugoslavia which was brokered by NATO. Supposedly there was genocide taking place in Yugoslavia, which was found to be untrue after the war had ended. The USA was never attacked and none of its interests were in jeopardy. Many saw this as a diversion from the Monica Lewinsky scandal to dominate the news cycle. I’d also like to throw in this tidbit for our beloved Human Shield, Sean Penn of Hollywood. President Clinton, “Together we must also confront the new hazards of chemical and biological weapons, and the outlaw states, terrorists and organized criminals seeking to acquire them. Saddam Hussein has spent the better part of this decade, and much of his nation’s wealth, not on providing for the Iraqi people, but on developing nuclear, chemical and biological weapons and the missiles to deliver them. The United Nations weapons inspectors have done a truly remarkable job, finding and destroying more of Iraq’s arsenal than was destroyed during the entire gulf war. Now, Saddam Hussein wants to stop them from completing their mission. I know I speak for everyone in this chamber, Republicans and Democrats, when I say to Saddam Hussein, “You cannot defy the will of the world,” and when I say to him, “You have used weapons of mass destruction before; we are determined to deny you the capacity to use them again.” Even Al Gore (D) as Senator ridiculed George H. W. Bush for not taking out Saddam in Operation Desert Storm. Yes, that’s the same guy that called us going into Iraq a miscalculated blunder by George Bush.

The President’s job above all else is to protect the American people, but I guess that’s only true if you’re a Democrat President? High ranking US Senators and Representatives all saw the same intelligence that the President saw and the majority of them voted for the war. Saddam Hussein broke one UN resolution after another with no penalty from the UN and committed PROVEN genocide among his people where he DID have WMDs where he gassed his own people. Where’s the outrage from bleeding heart compassionate liberals? Where’s the outrage when Saddam’s sons both marveled at TORTURING (yes the same torture that almost every liberal on Capitol Hill is against) members of Iraq’s Olympic Team when they failed to medal.

Ok let’s play politics. What if George W. Bush never sent us into the Iraq that Bill Clinton touted as a rogue nation? What if everyone followed Barack Obama’s lead? Let’s say that Saddam Hussein did have WMDs and handed them off to terrorists to use in the form of a suitcase nuke in NYC and scores were killed. What then? Who would be blamed? Not Obama. Don’t be so quick to jump on the Beat-up Bush Bandwagon until you have walked in his shoes.

Operation Iraqi Freedom resulted in just over 4,000 US casualties vs nearly 1 MILLION that were killed in all the other wars combined. Wow, I think I can stop now.

Analog to Digital Converter

September 22nd, 2008

I pulled the plug on Directv because I’m tired of their overpriced mess. I was paying $60/month basically for ESPN, ESPN2 and FOX News Channel. I just didn’t think it was worth it, especially when I don’t even have an HD television. Ok, the real reason is because I spend more per month on my iPhone plan and something had to go :( The truth comes out - but hey over the air digital is pretty cool for free, I have to say.